Dreadfully Unfortunate Formerly "Conflict of the Orders"

One thing I don’t understand about GoT Season 3 Ep. 9 (spoiler alert): In the books, the song Rains of Castamere is played as the massacre takes place. But in the episode, it’s played before, and then stops while the massacre occurs. 

The show inserts soundtracks into a ton of places where there wasn’t one in the books - a necessary part of TV, certainly, I don’t mean to criticize that - but the one part where a soundtrack was written into the scene, and they decide “nah, we don’t need it here”.

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StrexCorp.
Believe in a smiling God. 
Believe in your perfect self.

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I’ve changed my mind
I’m going back to my old one (I have never said that before, and I pray to every religious teacher I have ever prayed to, that I never say it again)

I’ve changed my mind

I’m going back to my old one (I have never said that before, and I pray to every religious teacher I have ever prayed to, that I never say it again)

Words just cannot express how much I love Kevin, the Voice of Desert Bluffs. I mean, how can you not absolutely love this smiling, happy man?

I hugged this man, and he hugged me back.  We shared a moment in this other world… I am just happy I am alive.  I am happy my other is alive.  You are alive. We…we are alive.” 

It feels good to have a crime-free tomorrow, doesn’t it?  It makes any crimes that happen today feel justified.”

"Tuesday is work day.  All Strexcorp-owned homes and businesses - which is to say, all homes and businesses - should work all day in their most productive and enthusiastic way.  Work is how we all become better people! You do want to become a better person, right?  You want to be valued. You want to have value. You want your value, numerically speaking, to increase? Then work! It’s work day!"

There is a bright future ahead of us. It is so bright, blindingly bright.  It is a future so filled with painful light that we have no choice but to close our eyes and walk serenely forward.  And so don’t worry about where you have come from.  Don’t worry about where you are going. Worry only about where your feet land in the now. Where are you standing, and how much work are you getting done where you are standing? What value are you adding to the world? What are you worth? Those are the questions you should ask yourself. And don’t forget if you forget to ask yourself - there will be people with clipboards who will come by soon to ask them for you.”

"Down markets mean people aren’t working hard, and if people aren’t working hard, that must mean they’re sad and lazy!"

Delicious wheat. Delicious by-products.”

My grandmother used to embroider pillows with the phrase “Reach your full productive potential!”

And then there’s his sass

Thank you, Lauren.  You’re so helpful. With your words.” 

Lauren:  I’m pretty sure it’s implied that hard work is part of it, Kevin.

Kevin:  I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask for your feedback.

Kevin:  And now, a word from our sponsors.  Lauren?

Lauren:  Thanks, Kev!  Can I call you Kev?

Kevin:  (chuckling, then serious)  No, Lauren.  By no means.

The point of life is getting shit done and being happy.
Kanye West, GQ Magazine  (via y9s)

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via babygirl22k14)

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two

Business man!We must be swift as the stock exchangesBusiness man!With all the force of a great tycoon 
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary 
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets 
Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon 

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary 

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets 

Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

(via dontbeanassbutt)

Life is completely meaningless, and the key is not to give life meaning but to make life worth it

tearbender:

but what if eren gets to his basement and it’s just 

image

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cleowho:

A big bag of jelly babies makes everything alright.

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Stannis and his lightsaberbringer

Stannis and his lightsaberbringer

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fastcompany:

10PM to 7AM: sleep. 9AM to 5PM: be a genius.
Even Beethoven and Balzac had just 24 hours in a day. How did history’s most prolific minds schedule their greatness?
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fastcompany:

10PM to 7AM: sleep. 9AM to 5PM: be a genius.

Even Beethoven and Balzac had just 24 hours in a day. How did history’s most prolific minds schedule their greatness?

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drctorwho:

D o c t o r   W h o ?

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greaterdbmetropolitanarea:

Now more than ever, good citizens of the Desert Bluffs Greater Metropolitan Area. If you believe (make no mistake, you must), then stand with us.
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greaterdbmetropolitanarea:

Now more than ever, good citizens of the Desert Bluffs Greater Metropolitan Area. If you believe (make no mistake, you must), then stand with us.

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redplebeian:

peashooter85:

A Portrait of Marshal Zhukov
Painted by Konstantin Vasiliev in 1974.

Ok. I have to admit. This is a pretty fucking amazing portrait. Please, someone paid me like this!

redplebeian:

peashooter85:

A Portrait of Marshal Zhukov

Painted by Konstantin Vasiliev in 1974.

Ok. I have to admit. This is a pretty fucking amazing portrait. Please, someone paid me like this!

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