Words just cannot express how much I love Kevin, the Voice of Desert Bluffs. I mean, how can you not absolutely love this smiling, happy man?
“I hugged this man, and he hugged me back. We shared a moment in this other world… I am just happy I am alive. I am happy my other is alive. You are alive. We…we are alive.”
“It feels good to have a crime-free tomorrow, doesn’t it? It makes any crimes that happen today feel justified.”
"Tuesday is work day. All Strexcorp-owned homes and businesses - which is to say, all homes and businesses - should work all day in their most productive and enthusiastic way. Work is how we all become better people! You do want to become a better person, right? You want to be valued. You want to have value. You want your value, numerically speaking, to increase? Then work! It’s work day!"
“There is a bright future ahead of us. It is so bright, blindingly bright. It is a future so filled with painful light that we have no choice but to close our eyes and walk serenely forward. And so don’t worry about where you have come from. Don’t worry about where you are going. Worry only about where your feet land in the now. Where are you standing, and how much work are you getting done where you are standing? What value are you adding to the world? What are you worth? Those are the questions you should ask yourself. And don’t forget if you forget to ask yourself - there will be people with clipboards who will come by soon to ask them for you.”
"Down markets mean people aren’t working hard, and if people aren’t working hard, that must mean they’re sad and lazy!"
“Delicious wheat. Delicious by-products.”
“My grandmother used to embroider pillows with the phrase “Reach your full productive potential!”
And then there’s his sass:
“Thank you, Lauren. You’re so helpful. With your words.”
Lauren: I’m pretty sure it’s implied that hard work is part of it, Kevin.
Kevin: I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask for your feedback.
Kevin: And now, a word from our sponsors. Lauren?
Lauren: Thanks, Kev! Can I call you Kev?
Kevin: (chuckling, then serious) No, Lauren. By no means.